The 20 Best Discreet & Quiet Sex Toys for a Crowded House
You can adjust the modes to focus on sucking or the “tongue,” or find a setting that’s a perfect mix of both. Andy Powers’ influence on the substance and style of Taylor guitars has been truly significant. Over his 14-year tenure leading Taylor’s design efforts, he’s introduced entirely new bracing patterns and body profiles—never easy when working for a legacy brand in a tradition-oriented industry. Godin may be a Canadian company that skews modern in its design approach.
If you love frenulum stimulation, a vibrator designed specifically for that purpose is worth a shot—and this is one of the best and most unique options out there. It features two independently-controllable bullet vibes, one more “treble-y” in tenor and one more “bass-y,” for a titillating sensation that keeps your dick guessing. A silicone sleeve keeps the two vibes pressed firmly right where you need them, hands-free.
At $55 , it’s half the price as the currently-unavailable Shegasm 5 Star Rabbit we previously recommended for internal/external stimulation, although it lacks the thumping mechanism that made the 5 Star Rabbit model a standout. The Sonnet is a fine toy, but our tester preferred the 5 Star Rabbit overall. The 5 Star Rabbit is also covered by a longer warranty (five years versus the Sonnet’s one). The presence of possibly toxic chemicals in sex toys has been a source of significant concern in the sex-toy-aficionado community. Sex toys are not well researched—beyond this study by the Swedish Chemicals Agency—or regulated by any consumer-safety agencies.
So we spoke with experts and tested some for ourselves to find the best wand vibrators around. This dual-action couples massager is so high-tech, it’s as if it were sent to us from the year 3000 by benevolent, sex-savvy innovators who have totally nailed the whole simultaneous orgasm thing. The Duo can pleasure both partners at once with its two motors, multiple vibrating patterns and a wireless remote that helps operate the toy by coordinating with the user’s hand movements. Check out the Lelo site for detailed instructions on how to get the most pleasure out of the massager. It uses built-in sensors to see how your body responds to it in real time, and offers insight on what kind of stimulation works best for your sexual pleasure via a companion app.
It’s got a cool space-age aesthetic, too, so it’s kinda like getting a blowjob from a robot. It fits seamlessly into couple play and keeps the focus on fun vibrators, not fumbling. Also, the external arm actually stays in place instead of flopping around like a useless extra. I wasn’t expecting much given the price, but this little gem surprised me. The vibrations are solid, and the flexibility makes it easy to hit the right spots.
“Bullet vibes are small and discreet and as such, perfect for traveling,” says Rebecca Alvarez Story, a sexologist and the CEO and co-founder of Bloomi. For people with vaginas, rabbit vibes are versatile, dual-stimulation toys that combine the external pleasures of a clitoral vibrator with the internal satisfaction of a vibrating dildo, adding additional G-spot satisfaction. Feel good and do good with this eco-friendly tool from ‘It’ sex toy brand Love Not War, which is made from locally sourced sustainable materials in a green-powered factory. It’s surprisingly dinky for a wand, so you can take it on holiday, yet it still has plenty of ‘oomph’, delivering deep, rumbling vibrations thanks to four intensity levels and vibration patterns.
In fact, I’ve only charged it once since I received mine, and it’s been put to use several times since. There are so many of these stealth sex toys on the market that allow you to keep your sexy business on the DL. You can absolutely find a sex toy that isn’t obviously recognizable to the untrained eye, and that doesn’t sound like a threatening swarm of bees every time you turn it on. The last thing you want is for your vibrator to lose its juice before you hit your sweet spot.